Hungry vegetarian

So one day after being a self proclaimed vegetarian, I ate a frigging chicken biscuit from Chik-Fil a. Half way thru eating it, I realized I gave up meat like the night before. It was kinda like when you realize you've eaten meat on Good Friday.Waiting in line to place my order, I kept saying plain biscuit with coffee, plain biscuit with coffee. I go to place my order and "chicken biscuit" flew out my mouth. So I finished the whole damn chicken biscuit then I became slightly nauseous and vowed to start over again. I think I need to watch some more Peta videos http://www.meat.org/. Life changing I tell ya, especially if you're an animal lover!

So this whole vegan thing started because I can't eat red meat. Oddly enough, fast food burgers don't make me sick which leads me to think IT'S NOT MEAT. The last time I ate two servings of red meat in one week, I was sick for two weeks straight.
Since red meat is an issue for me, I decided to abandon  my cannibalistic ways completely. Sometimes, you gotta listen to your body plus that abdomen pain was no joke. I had mentally booked an OR suite to get resolve my intestinal blockage that WebMD and I had pre-diagnosed.
Nothing like a little e coli to get you closer to your weight loss goal. I stepped off the scale at the doctor's office, I secretly gushed at the fact that I lost 4lbs in less than a week. Yes, I was hungry and it didn't matter that I couldn't stand up straight from the severe abdomen pain. I lost 4 mf*cking lbs! Just saying by any means necessary. I digress....

Honestly, I used to hate vegetarians. I thought they were purposely being difficult making others cater to their dietary restrictions. I thought they were all incense burning and perm free. I secretly thought they were being judgmental to the whopper/big mac lovers of the world. Now I am one of them! Although, I don't judge. Why don't you just eat a puppy while your're at it?

I will eat fish but, I really don't like the taste of it. So I might be one hungry vegetarian if it wasn't for bread....Love me some bread and tofu ain't bad either.

Later gators!