So one day after being a self proclaimed vegetarian, I ate a frigging chicken biscuit from Chik-Fil a. Half way thru eating it, I realized I gave up meat like the night before. It was kinda like when you realize you've eaten meat on Good Friday.Waiting in line to place my order, I kept saying plain biscuit with coffee, plain biscuit with coffee. I go to place my order and "chicken biscuit" flew out my mouth. So I finished the whole damn chicken biscuit then I became slightly nauseous and vowed to start over again. I think I need to watch some more Peta videos http://www.meat.org/. Life changing I tell ya, especially if you're an animal lover!
So this whole vegan thing started because I can't eat red meat. Oddly enough, fast food burgers don't make me sick which leads me to think IT'S NOT MEAT. The last time I ate two servings of red meat in one week, I was sick for two weeks straight.
Since red meat is an issue for me, I decided to abandon my cannibalistic ways completely. Sometimes, you gotta listen to your body plus that abdomen pain was no joke. I had mentally booked an OR suite to get resolve my intestinal blockage that WebMD and I had pre-diagnosed.
Nothing like a little e coli to get you closer to your weight loss goal. I stepped off the scale at the doctor's office, I secretly gushed at the fact that I lost 4lbs in less than a week. Yes, I was hungry and it didn't matter that I couldn't stand up straight from the severe abdomen pain. I lost 4 mf*cking lbs! Just saying by any means necessary. I digress....
Honestly, I used to hate vegetarians. I thought they were purposely being difficult making others cater to their dietary restrictions. I thought they were all incense burning and perm free. I secretly thought they were being judgmental to the whopper/big mac lovers of the world. Now I am one of them! Although, I don't judge. Why don't you just eat a puppy while your're at it?
I will eat fish but, I really don't like the taste of it. So I might be one hungry vegetarian if it wasn't for bread....Love me some bread and tofu ain't bad either.
Later gators!
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Thursday, December 1, 2011
Walk this way
This winter I assessed my boot inventory and vowed to only buy 1 or 2 pairs of boots in a color that I didn't already have. I desperately wanted a pair of cognac boots. Somehow, I ended up with 4 pairs of boots!
Serious damage control is in order.
DSW....Sam&Libby-Priscilla boot. Oh so comfy. Great weekend boot alternative to my kicks.
Think I paid $39? used a store credit.
Next up, Etienne Aigner Karissa boot. DSW got these for $85! They are this awesome caramel color and they actually fit my ginormous calves! Sometimes I just try on boots and thinking they won't fit my calf and I can walk away guilt free. Problem is when they fit my calf, I can't walk away!
Okay TJMaxx $35 not real leather but cute. They're more of a charcoal grey. Do you spell grey or gray? Think it's one of those funny Canadian words.
Banana Republic-Fauna originally $198. At the BR outlet with a coupon and 50% off on Black Friday
Grand total $85!
OK....I don't need two pairs of cognac boots do I? YESSSSS!
These aren't boots but I had my eye on them and the price finally dropped.
I bought these before. See my prior post and I returned them. Bought them again for $21.00
MRKT Colbie
Got these for $25. They were originally $80.
OK, last one
MIA Quincy $25 marked down.
New Years resolution: No more shoes!
Serious damage control is in order.
DSW....Sam&Libby-Priscilla boot. Oh so comfy. Great weekend boot alternative to my kicks.
Think I paid $39? used a store credit.
Next up, Etienne Aigner Karissa boot. DSW got these for $85! They are this awesome caramel color and they actually fit my ginormous calves! Sometimes I just try on boots and thinking they won't fit my calf and I can walk away guilt free. Problem is when they fit my calf, I can't walk away!
Okay TJMaxx $35 not real leather but cute. They're more of a charcoal grey. Do you spell grey or gray? Think it's one of those funny Canadian words.
Banana Republic-Fauna originally $198. At the BR outlet with a coupon and 50% off on Black Friday
Grand total $85!
OK....I don't need two pairs of cognac boots do I? YESSSSS!
These aren't boots but I had my eye on them and the price finally dropped.
I bought these before. See my prior post and I returned them. Bought them again for $21.00
MRKT Colbie
Got these for $25. They were originally $80.
OK, last one
MIA Quincy $25 marked down.
New Years resolution: No more shoes!
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